Ninety Nine Point Nine

We write what you mean.

For founders, professionals - and anyone with something important to say.

£99.99. Any message, said right.

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What We Do

We write high-stakes messages - the kind that affect deals, decisions, or reputations.

Tough emails. Critical follow-ups. Investor updates. Difficult apologies.

When AI has reached its limits - that’s where we step in.

You choose the format and we'll help you say it right.

What you meant. How you wanted to say it.

Asking for help with a tough message doesn’t mean you can’t write - it means you care enough to get it right.

How It Works

1
Send us a brief
Send us a rough draft, bullet points, or even just a sentence.
(The more context you give, the better)
2
We write, you relax
We craft your message - clearly, carefully, and in your voice.
3
Hit send with confidence
You hit send, confident it says exactly what you meant.
(One light revision is always included)

Pricing

Next-day

£99.99

Delivered next-day

Same-day

£149

Delivered same-day

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Weekend Delivery

£149

Weekend delivery

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Why We Exist

I used to ghostwrite for FTSE 100 execs. Now I help people write the things that carry weight - the ones you can’t afford to get wrong.

Most of our clients come to us when they’ve spent hours stuck on one message - and still aren’t sure what to send.

Not everyone has the time, headspace, or words - especially when the stakes are high.

We’ve crafted critical follow-ups that rebuilt trust.
We’ve shaped proposals that opened new doors.
We’re not here to judge. We’re here to help you say what counts - the right way.

Anonymity + Trust

✔️ We never use your name in examples.

✔️ We never store your content beyond delivery.

✔️ We don’t share, sell, or analyse your data.

✔️ Your voice, your privacy, always.

GDPR compliant. Human-written. One message at a time.

FAQs

Do I need to write a full draft first?
Not at all. Just tell us what you're trying to say - we’ll take it from there.

What if I don’t like the first version?
One light revision is always included. The more context you give us upfront, the closer we’ll get on the first go.

Do you write cold outreach or marketing copy?
Not usually. We're ghostwriters, not copywriters - but we’re happy to take a look if it matters.

Is this anonymous?
Always. Discretion is fundamental to how we work. Your content is handled securely, and nothing is shared or stored beyond what’s needed to get the job done.

How do I know you're any good?
We don’t post examples publicly - discretion comes first. But we’re happy to share fully anonymised samples on request.

Are you just using AI?
AI can help generate a passable first draft - but it can’t read a room, land a tone, or understand what’s really at stake. That’s where we come in.

Isn’t it a bit odd to ask someone else to write my email?
Not at all. Top leaders and executives do it all the time. You’re still in control - we just help find the words.

What kind of messages do you not write?
We don’t write anything unethical, dishonest, or manipulative - and we steer clear of messages involving legal, medical, or safety-critical advice.

Can I ask for something super fast?
Yes - we offer same-day turnaround on weekdays, and usually reply within 24 hours on weekends. Just let us know how urgent it is when you get in touch.

Who’s actually writing this?
Every message is written or finalised by a seasoned ghostwriter with years of experience supporting FTSE leaders, founders, and professionals.

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Once we receive your request, we’ll review it and send you a confirmation email. We may ask for a few more details or confirm your preferred delivery date and time. After payment is received, we’ll begin crafting your high-stakes message.

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